9 Chickweed Rage - Episodes Archive

025: Tales of Eight Cylinders and Virginal Odometers

April 17th, 2023 | 1 hr 18 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, abe vigoda, andy capp, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, comic strip, comics, harry potter, improv, jeff drake, joe biden, marathon man, mullets, newspaper comic strip, the bachelor, zabar's

Amos has a dream about Edda shopping for a car, and it's gross.

024: They Wanted You to Model Because of Sitzfleisch Allure

March 27th, 2023 | 1 hr 32 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, comic strip, comics, jeff drake, newspaper comic strip

It's time to dive into the genesis of Edda's modeling career.

023: A Very, Very Good Glass of Water

February 20th, 2023 | 1 hr 24 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, bach, bats, broadway, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, caligula, chickweed, chickweed lane, claude the cat, comic strip, comics, drug commercials, heart rates, jeff drake, jerry lee lewis, newspaper comic strip, poltergeist, raggedy andy, showgirls, turtlenecks

Amos's cello performance makes people all over the world have sex. (Part 3 of 3)

022: Rampant on a Bösendorfer

February 6th, 2023 | 1 hr 16 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, balloon satellite, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, columbo, comic strip, comics, ethel merman, fabio, harold & maude, jeff drake, johnny cash, la la land, newspaper comic strip, singin' in the rain, turtlenecks, willie wonka

Now that the world has seen Amos and Edda have sex, it's time for the cello competition! (Part 2 of 3)

021: The Hiccups and the Special Way You Made Them Go Away

January 30th, 2023 | 1 hr 22 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, britney spears, broadway, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, catholicism, cellos, chickweed, chickweed lane, cleveland balloonfest, comic strip, comics, hiccups, hot air balloons, jascha heifetz, jeff drake, jerry orbach, martin scorsese, mercury, newspaper comic strip, star trek the next generation, the hindenburg, turtlenecks

Amos and Edda finally do the deed during a cello competition. (Part 1 of 3)

020: A Pair of Overalls for the Pleasingly Plump Farmer

January 23rd, 2023 | 1 hr 4 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, columbo, comic strip, comics, jeff drake, murder she wrote, newspaper comic strip, soup, the fonz

While shopping online (?) for overalls, Thorax "romances" (stalks) a customer service rep.

019: I Think This Whole Santa Tradition is Overrated

December 21st, 2022 | 1 hr 20 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, cock rings, comic strip, comics, cottonelle, daffy duck, duck amuck, grape stomping lady, jeff drake, kelsey grammer, let pack fail, newspaper comic strip, peanut butter, the brady bunch, turtlenecks

What does Brooke McEldowney have to say about Christmas?

018: Is Nakedness Such a Hindrance to Shooting People?

December 12th, 2022 | 1 hr 12 mins

30 rock, 9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, bacon, beavers, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, christmas, comic strip, comics, crystal gayle, jeff drake, nazis, newspaper comic strip, raiders of the lost ark, spies, the nutcracker, wwii

Back during WWII, two skinny dippers scare away Nazis with a terrifying beaver.

017: You Have Utterly Stunning Toe Cleavage

December 5th, 2022 | 1 hr 17 mins

9 chickweed, bradley whitford, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, christmas, comic strip, comics, edema, foot fetish, george michael, glenn close, hallmark keepsake ornaments9 chickweed lane, jeff drake, minecraft, newspaper comic strip, pokemon, roblox, shaq, studio ghibli, the good place, turtlenecks

Yep. That's right. Toe cleavage. That's what he's on about for six full days.

016: Say Hello to Sphinxter, the Mobile Comments Wart

November 28th, 2022 | 1 hr 16 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, cloaca, comic strip, comics, elon musk, jeff drake, judy garland, lomi, mark cuban, munchausen syndrome, muppets, newspaper comic strip, stockholm syndrome, turtlenecks, typewriters

Brooke McEldowney introduces a sock puppet named Sphinxter, and he looks like a butthole.

015: A Butt of Malmsey: Happy Thanksgiving from Brooke McEldowney!

November 21st, 2022 | 1 hr 9 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, bugs bunny, carol burnett, chickweed, chickweed lane, comic strip, comics, daisy dukes, entertainment weekly, harvey korman, jeff drake, newspaper comic strip, richard iii, rita hayworth, thanksgiving, vampires, weber grill, wwii

We look at a bunch of strips that ran on Thanksgiving that, of course, have NOTHING to do with Thanksgiving.

014: A Radio Flyer, A Sack of Flour, and a Very Long Pole

November 14th, 2022 | 1 hr 7 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, abe vigoda, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, central park, chickweed, chickweed lane, comic strip, comics, diet coke, eiffel tower, flour, hepatitis, heroin, inside out, jeff drake, newspaper comic strip, radio flyer

Part two of our deep dive with Juliette and Edda's imaginary sex rabbit. So...Part McTwo?

013: Let Us All Say Floccinaucinihilipilification!

November 7th, 2022 | 1 hr 6 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, charmin, chickweed, chickweed lane, comic strip, comics, cottonelle, ectoplasm, jeff drake, john mayer, maine, newspaper comic strip, seinfeld, the rock, toilet paper

In which we meet Juliette and Edda's imaginary sex rabbit, McTwo.

012: Day and Night Area Bombing Raids

October 31st, 2022 | 1 hr 6 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, beaver shots, bikinis, breast feeding, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, comic strip, comics, dresden, gaslighting, jeff drake, newspaper comic strip, sex education, singin' in the rain, steaks, stretch armstrong, turtlenecks

Believe it or not, the title of this episode is referring to sex. And it all gets so much grosser than that.

011: My Sweaty, Tempest-Tossed Hallucination of Shrieking Abandon: A Halloween Extravaganza

October 24th, 2022 | 1 hr 2 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, caligula, chickweed, chickweed lane, comic strip, comics, elon musk, halloween, jeff drake, meditation, newspaper comic strip, showgirls, space x, speed skating, teleprompter, the bechdel test, tony orlando & dawn

If you thought that Brooke McEldowney would dress Edda in a "sexy ballerina/pianist" costume for Halloween, you'd be wrong. And we're as surprised as you are.

010: A Vial of My Personal Body Fluid

October 17th, 2022 | 1 hr 2 mins

9 chickweed, 9 chickweed lane, brooke dillman, brooke mceldowney, chickweed, chickweed lane, comic strip, comics, gummi vitamins, gustavo dudamel, holy grail, jeff drake, maraschino cherries, monty python, monty python & the holy grail, newspaper comic strip, pop tarts, swedish fish

Lots of letters. Not angry letters from fans like us, but letters from Chickweed characters to people they're mad at.