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025: Tales of Eight Cylinders and Virginal Odometers

April 17th, 2023

In this episode, we dive into Amos's subconscious, which is predictably icky. Amos describes a dream he had the previous night. He headlines it as a dream where Edda went to buy a car. But what the dream is really about is how the car salesman sexually assaulted her. So, at least we know where Amos's priorities lie. The Ol' Mac-El-Dee makes a big point of repeating (endlessly) that the salesman's name was "Wilkins or Fortescue," as if that is, by it's nature a very funny piece of business, which it is not. Also, and not for nothing, the salesman looks a lot, A LOT, like Amos. So I guess that's maybe the point? It's a rape fantasy that Amos is having? It's all filled with car-related double entendres, because of course it is. Edda assumes, from Amos's description that her dream self simply gave herself to the car salesman, which shows where her priorities lie, I guess. Amos spends most of the dream choosing tea at Zabar's. As if that's a great place to choose tea. But then he rushes in to save her. I mean, not "rushes in," per se. He had to choose his fucking tea first. But he enters the dealership and pushes the salesman "onto his beezer." Whatever the fuck that means. In the end, Edda gets turned on by Amos and, while they're walking down the street, throws her vagina at his face. Seriously. Wait till you see the picture. It's fucking ridiculous. Also impossible.

The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:

Wilkins or Fortescue descends on Edda and Amos chooses his tea at Zabar's are right here.
Amos pushes Wilkins or Forescue onto his beezer, Earl Grey keeps his secrets, and the Mac-El-Dee Walkin' C are right here.

This nightmarish episode includes:

  • Mullets
  • Headphones
  • Brooke's new comedy routine
  • Improv
  • Stuck in a closet
  • Listener feedback
  • "Tasty poopers"
  • Urban slang
  • Joe Biden
  • Abe Vigoda
  • Everything Everywhere All At Once
  • Harry Potter hands
  • 8-cylinder cars
  • Andy Capp
  • Marathon Man
  • "Is it safe?"
  • Zabar's
  • Dean & Deluca
  • In 'N' Out
  • The Russian Tea Room
  • Walking cunnilingus
  • The Bachelor
  • Lawn chairs & ironing boards

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