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    <title>9 Chickweed Rage - Episodes Tagged with “Tab”</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
    <description>In 1993, Brooke McEldowney began writing and drawing the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane. Nearly 30 years later, it's still going strong. For some dumb reason, Brooke Dillman and Jeff Drake read the comic strip, even though it only makes them angry. This is their podcast, certainly one of the worst ideas for a podcast ever: a podcast about a newspaper comic strip that (as far as they know) no one reads. This is 9 CHICKWEED RAGE.</description>
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    <itunes:subtitle>Two old friends get angry talking about the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane.</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>Jeff Drake, Brooke Dillman</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>In 1993, Brooke McEldowney began writing and drawing the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane. Nearly 30 years later, it's still going strong. For some dumb reason, Brooke Dillman and Jeff Drake read the comic strip, even though it only makes them angry. This is their podcast, certainly one of the worst ideas for a podcast ever: a podcast about a newspaper comic strip that (as far as they know) no one reads. This is 9 CHICKWEED RAGE.</itunes:summary>
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  <title>002: Rock-Hard, Bulging Sidearm</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The romance (?) of Thorax and Esme continues. In fact, it escalates! At least from her perspective. Thorax mostly just stands there like a lummox. Until something really gross happens. Part 2 of 3.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;In part two of this three-part horror-fest, we continue to follow the romance (we guess?) of &lt;strong&gt;Thorax&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Esme&lt;/strong&gt;. We admit to &lt;strong&gt;Brooke McEldowney&lt;/strong&gt; that we probably just don't get his very, very smart comic strip. Brooke (Dillman, not McEldowney) invents a new word while describing Esme's sudden and aggressive seduction of Thorax, which includes (of course) uncomfortable double entendre, sexy (?) grammar wordplay, and hilarious airport metaphors. Esme kisses Thorax A LOT. But he does nothing, until the very end, when he magically (?) does something very, VERY upsetting. At least to us. It probably gave ol' &lt;strong&gt;B. McE&lt;/strong&gt; a boner. You know what? There's no probably about it. We also explore our theory that McEldowney is a weird college professor/nudist.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(One caveat, we're not super tech smart. And as we've begun this podcast, we've had some glitches to deal with. Please bear with us for the occasional audio weirdness. Thanks!)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3&gt;The &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chickweed&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; strips we discuss this episode:&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The first three &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1564046138348449792?s=20&amp;amp;t=tz39KFI6pCua7WH1H1pRKQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;are here.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
The last two &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1564046270225797120?s=20&amp;amp;t=tz39KFI6pCua7WH1H1pRKQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;are here.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3&gt;This episode's "tittilizing" journey includes:&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wagnerian opera&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;KU vs. MU&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The Civil War&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Slavery&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Me Too&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;TAB&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Fat-shaming&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sexual harrassment on the job&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cirque du Soleil&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ellipsis abuse&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Blow-up sex dolls&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Leg injuries&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Panties&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Summer of 2020&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Standards &amp;amp; Practices&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Nudists&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ascots&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;h3&gt;Show Notes&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_War_(Kansas%E2%80%93Missouri_rivalry)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KU / MU Rivalry&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://civilwaronthewesternborder.org/encyclopedia/jayhawkers" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jayhawkers&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/30/business/save-tab-soda/index.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Trying to save TAB&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast_Standards_and_Practices" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Broadcast Standards &amp;amp; Practices&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;h3&gt;Talk to Us!&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Having trouble understanding what's going on in a &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9 Chickweed Lane&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; strip you just read? Send it our way! We'll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Just want someone to talk to?&lt;br&gt;
We're on Twitter: &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;@9ChickweedRAGE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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    <![CDATA[<p>In part two of this three-part horror-fest, we continue to follow the romance (we guess?) of <strong>Thorax</strong> and <strong>Esme</strong>. We admit to <strong>Brooke McEldowney</strong> that we probably just don't get his very, very smart comic strip. Brooke (Dillman, not McEldowney) invents a new word while describing Esme's sudden and aggressive seduction of Thorax, which includes (of course) uncomfortable double entendre, sexy (?) grammar wordplay, and hilarious airport metaphors. Esme kisses Thorax A LOT. But he does nothing, until the very end, when he magically (?) does something very, VERY upsetting. At least to us. It probably gave ol' <strong>B. McE</strong> a boner. You know what? There's no probably about it. We also explore our theory that McEldowney is a weird college professor/nudist.</p>

<p><em>(One caveat, we're not super tech smart. And as we've begun this podcast, we've had some glitches to deal with. Please bear with us for the occasional audio weirdness. Thanks!)</em></p>

<h3>The <em><strong>Chickweed</strong></em> strips we discuss this episode:</h3>

<p>The first three <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1564046138348449792?s=20&amp;t=tz39KFI6pCua7WH1H1pRKQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>are here.</strong></a><br>
The last two <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1564046270225797120?s=20&amp;t=tz39KFI6pCua7WH1H1pRKQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>are here.</strong></a></p>

<h3>This episode's "tittilizing" journey includes:</h3>

<ul>
<li>Wagnerian opera</li>
<li>KU vs. MU</li>
<li>The Civil War</li>
<li>Slavery</li>
<li>Me Too</li>
<li>TAB</li>
<li>Fat-shaming</li>
<li>Sexual harrassment on the job</li>
<li>Cirque du Soleil</li>
<li>Ellipsis abuse</li>
<li>Blow-up sex dolls</li>
<li>Leg injuries</li>
<li>Panties</li>
<li>Summer of 2020</li>
<li>Standards &amp; Practices</li>
<li>Nudists</li>
<li>Ascots</li>
</ul>

<h3>Show Notes</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_War_(Kansas%E2%80%93Missouri_rivalry)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>KU / MU Rivalry</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://civilwaronthewesternborder.org/encyclopedia/jayhawkers" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Jayhawkers</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/30/business/save-tab-soda/index.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Trying to save TAB</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast_Standards_and_Practices" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Broadcast Standards &amp; Practices</strong></a></li>
</ul>

<h3>Talk to Us!</h3>

<p>Having trouble understanding what's going on in a <em><strong>9 Chickweed Lane</strong></em> strip you just read? Send it our way! We'll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Just want someone to talk to?<br>
We're on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>@9ChickweedRAGE</strong></a></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>In part two of this three-part horror-fest, we continue to follow the romance (we guess?) of <strong>Thorax</strong> and <strong>Esme</strong>. We admit to <strong>Brooke McEldowney</strong> that we probably just don't get his very, very smart comic strip. Brooke (Dillman, not McEldowney) invents a new word while describing Esme's sudden and aggressive seduction of Thorax, which includes (of course) uncomfortable double entendre, sexy (?) grammar wordplay, and hilarious airport metaphors. Esme kisses Thorax A LOT. But he does nothing, until the very end, when he magically (?) does something very, VERY upsetting. At least to us. It probably gave ol' <strong>B. McE</strong> a boner. You know what? There's no probably about it. We also explore our theory that McEldowney is a weird college professor/nudist.</p>

<p><em>(One caveat, we're not super tech smart. And as we've begun this podcast, we've had some glitches to deal with. Please bear with us for the occasional audio weirdness. Thanks!)</em></p>

<h3>The <em><strong>Chickweed</strong></em> strips we discuss this episode:</h3>

<p>The first three <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1564046138348449792?s=20&amp;t=tz39KFI6pCua7WH1H1pRKQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>are here.</strong></a><br>
The last two <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1564046270225797120?s=20&amp;t=tz39KFI6pCua7WH1H1pRKQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>are here.</strong></a></p>

<h3>This episode's "tittilizing" journey includes:</h3>

<ul>
<li>Wagnerian opera</li>
<li>KU vs. MU</li>
<li>The Civil War</li>
<li>Slavery</li>
<li>Me Too</li>
<li>TAB</li>
<li>Fat-shaming</li>
<li>Sexual harrassment on the job</li>
<li>Cirque du Soleil</li>
<li>Ellipsis abuse</li>
<li>Blow-up sex dolls</li>
<li>Leg injuries</li>
<li>Panties</li>
<li>Summer of 2020</li>
<li>Standards &amp; Practices</li>
<li>Nudists</li>
<li>Ascots</li>
</ul>

<h3>Show Notes</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_War_(Kansas%E2%80%93Missouri_rivalry)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>KU / MU Rivalry</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://civilwaronthewesternborder.org/encyclopedia/jayhawkers" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Jayhawkers</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/30/business/save-tab-soda/index.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Trying to save TAB</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast_Standards_and_Practices" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Broadcast Standards &amp; Practices</strong></a></li>
</ul>

<h3>Talk to Us!</h3>

<p>Having trouble understanding what's going on in a <em><strong>9 Chickweed Lane</strong></em> strip you just read? Send it our way! We'll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Just want someone to talk to?<br>
We're on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>@9ChickweedRAGE</strong></a></p>]]>
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