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    <title>9 Chickweed Rage - Episodes Tagged with “Segway”</title>
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    <description>In 1993, Brooke McEldowney began writing and drawing the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane. Nearly 30 years later, it's still going strong. For some dumb reason, Brooke Dillman and Jeff Drake read the comic strip, even though it only makes them angry. This is their podcast, certainly one of the worst ideas for a podcast ever: a podcast about a newspaper comic strip that (as far as they know) no one reads. This is 9 CHICKWEED RAGE.
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    <itunes:subtitle>Two old friends get angry talking about the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>032: You Sneezed All Over Julius Caesar Dithers</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Brooke McEldowney defends his use of the ellipsis, so we take him down. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>After becoming convinced that Brooke Mac-El-Dee himself is listening to this podcast, we take a deep dive into his poor history with the ellipsis (and other punctuation). You see, in one strip, he makes a point of "educating" everyone about the use of an ellipsis. According to The Master, it is only used to indicated omitted words. And that is not only  not true, it is also not how he has EVER used the ellipsis in his own work. In fact, we're not sure he has used it that way even once. So we go back through the strips we've already discussed and actually count the periods. (So many periods.) We also talk about a handful of strips where he "has fun" with punctuation with "hilarious" results. All in all, a fitting way to end the year.
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
You can find all of the strips either on Twitter by clicking here (https://x.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1740402215402283477?s=20),  or on Instagram by clicking here (https://www.instagram.com/p/C1Zx41jrT4n/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&amp;amp;igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==).
This ..... episode includes:
Sneezing
Diet Cokes
Christmas
Back trouble
riding a Segway
spot-eyed cats
semi-colon misuse
Ross &amp;amp; Rachel
Sam &amp;amp; Diane
Katniss &amp;amp; Peeta
motorboating
Eddie Izzard talks about Englebert Humperdinck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjaRR4ofudA)
Underwood Farms
Goat habitrail
Goat poop
Welcome Back, Kotter
Peanuts
Comma splice
Kilroy Was Here
Tiger Beat
Leif Garrett
Shaun Cassidy
William Frawley's pants (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmC2I8K6mo)
Mowgli from The Jungle Book
The Dark Crystal
Talk to Us!
Having trouble understanding what's going on in a 9 Chickweed Lane strip you just read? Send it our way! We'll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?
We're on Twitter: @9ChickweedRAGE (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE). And we're on Instagram: @9ChickweedRage (https://www.instagram.com/9chickweedrage/).
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    <![CDATA[<p>After becoming convinced that Brooke Mac-El-Dee himself is listening to this podcast, we take a deep dive into his poor history with the ellipsis (and other punctuation). You see, in one strip, he makes a point of &quot;educating&quot; everyone about the use of an ellipsis. According to The Master, it is only used to indicated omitted words. And that is not only  not true, it is also not how he has EVER used the ellipsis in his own work. In fact, we&#39;re not sure he has used it that way even once. So we go back through the strips we&#39;ve already discussed and actually count the periods. (So many periods.) We also talk about a handful of strips where he &quot;has fun&quot; with punctuation with &quot;hilarious&quot; results. All in all, a fitting way to end the year.</p>

<h3>The <em><strong>Chickweed</strong></em> strips we discuss this episode:</h3>

<p>You can find all of the strips either on Twitter by <a href="https://x.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1740402215402283477?s=20" rel="nofollow"><strong>clicking here</strong></a>,  or on Instagram by <strong><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/C1Zx41jrT4n/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" rel="nofollow">clicking here</a></strong>.</p>

<h3>This ..... episode includes:</h3>

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<li>Sneezing</li>
<li>Diet Cokes</li>
<li>Christmas</li>
<li>Back trouble</li>
<li>riding a Segway</li>
<li>spot-eyed cats</li>
<li>semi-colon misuse</li>
<li>Ross &amp; Rachel</li>
<li>Sam &amp; Diane</li>
<li>Katniss &amp; Peeta</li>
<li>motorboating</li>
<li>Eddie Izzard talks about <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjaRR4ofudA" rel="nofollow">Englebert Humperdinck</a></li>
<li>Underwood Farms</li>
<li>Goat habitrail</li>
<li>Goat poop</li>
<li>Welcome Back, Kotter</li>
<li>Peanuts</li>
<li>Comma splice</li>
<li>Kilroy Was Here</li>
<li>Tiger Beat</li>
<li>Leif Garrett</li>
<li>Shaun Cassidy</li>
<li>William Frawley&#39;s <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmC2I8K6mo" rel="nofollow">pants</a></li>
<li>Mowgli from The Jungle Book</li>
<li>The Dark Crystal</li>
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<h3>Talk to Us!</h3>

<p>Having trouble understanding what&#39;s going on in a <em><strong>9 Chickweed Lane</strong></em> strip you just read? Send it our way! We&#39;ll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?<br>
We&#39;re on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE" rel="nofollow"><strong>@9ChickweedRAGE</strong></a>. And we&#39;re on Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/9chickweedrage/" rel="nofollow"><strong>@9ChickweedRage</strong></a>.</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>After becoming convinced that Brooke Mac-El-Dee himself is listening to this podcast, we take a deep dive into his poor history with the ellipsis (and other punctuation). You see, in one strip, he makes a point of &quot;educating&quot; everyone about the use of an ellipsis. According to The Master, it is only used to indicated omitted words. And that is not only  not true, it is also not how he has EVER used the ellipsis in his own work. In fact, we&#39;re not sure he has used it that way even once. So we go back through the strips we&#39;ve already discussed and actually count the periods. (So many periods.) We also talk about a handful of strips where he &quot;has fun&quot; with punctuation with &quot;hilarious&quot; results. All in all, a fitting way to end the year.</p>

<h3>The <em><strong>Chickweed</strong></em> strips we discuss this episode:</h3>

<p>You can find all of the strips either on Twitter by <a href="https://x.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1740402215402283477?s=20" rel="nofollow"><strong>clicking here</strong></a>,  or on Instagram by <strong><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/C1Zx41jrT4n/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==" rel="nofollow">clicking here</a></strong>.</p>

<h3>This ..... episode includes:</h3>

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<li>Sneezing</li>
<li>Diet Cokes</li>
<li>Christmas</li>
<li>Back trouble</li>
<li>riding a Segway</li>
<li>spot-eyed cats</li>
<li>semi-colon misuse</li>
<li>Ross &amp; Rachel</li>
<li>Sam &amp; Diane</li>
<li>Katniss &amp; Peeta</li>
<li>motorboating</li>
<li>Eddie Izzard talks about <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjaRR4ofudA" rel="nofollow">Englebert Humperdinck</a></li>
<li>Underwood Farms</li>
<li>Goat habitrail</li>
<li>Goat poop</li>
<li>Welcome Back, Kotter</li>
<li>Peanuts</li>
<li>Comma splice</li>
<li>Kilroy Was Here</li>
<li>Tiger Beat</li>
<li>Leif Garrett</li>
<li>Shaun Cassidy</li>
<li>William Frawley&#39;s <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmC2I8K6mo" rel="nofollow">pants</a></li>
<li>Mowgli from The Jungle Book</li>
<li>The Dark Crystal</li>
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<h3>Talk to Us!</h3>

<p>Having trouble understanding what&#39;s going on in a <em><strong>9 Chickweed Lane</strong></em> strip you just read? Send it our way! We&#39;ll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?<br>
We&#39;re on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE" rel="nofollow"><strong>@9ChickweedRAGE</strong></a>. And we&#39;re on Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/9chickweedrage/" rel="nofollow"><strong>@9ChickweedRage</strong></a>.</p>]]>
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