web02.fireside.fm Mon, 15 Jun 2026 09:16:42 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) 9 Chickweed Rage - Episodes Tagged with “G Strings” https://www.9chickweedrage.com/tags/g-strings Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0700 In 1993, Brooke McEldowney began writing and drawing the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane. Nearly 30 years later, it's still going strong. For some dumb reason, Brooke Dillman and Jeff Drake read the comic strip, even though it only makes them angry. This is their podcast, certainly one of the worst ideas for a podcast ever: a podcast about a newspaper comic strip that (as far as they know) no one reads. This is 9 CHICKWEED RAGE. en-us episodic Two old friends get angry talking about the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane. Jeff Drake, Brooke Dillman In 1993, Brooke McEldowney began writing and drawing the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane. Nearly 30 years later, it's still going strong. For some dumb reason, Brooke Dillman and Jeff Drake read the comic strip, even though it only makes them angry. This is their podcast, certainly one of the worst ideas for a podcast ever: a podcast about a newspaper comic strip that (as far as they know) no one reads. This is 9 CHICKWEED RAGE. yes 9 Chickweed Lane, 9 Chickweed, Chickweed Lane, Chickweed, Brooke McEldowney, newspaper comic strip, comic strip, comics, Jeff Drake, Brooke Dillman Jeff Drake, Brooke Dillman hatethedrake@mac.com 007: The Subtle Difference Between Livestock and a Blushing Bride https://www.9chickweedrage.com/007 11d0acae-eaea-4db4-90c4-f30084daf8ff Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0700 Jeff Drake, Brooke Dillman full Jeff Drake, Brooke Dillman In case you were curious (you probably weren't!) about the courtship of Fleurrie and Sven Spocket, here it is! An epic 10-strip endeavor! 1:02:59 yes <p>In order to fully understand the courtship of Fleurrie &amp; Sven Spocket, we dive into an epic 10-strip sequence. Do we also talk about a handful of strips that we're not supposed to be talking about? Of course we do. Is their "romance" as disgusting and needlessly horny as we expected? Sadly, it is even more so. Yeah. We weren't happy about that either. Speaking of not happy, Brooke promised Jeff "4 or maybe 5" comic strips and then brought TEN to the table, making Jeff angry before he even looked at a single panel. Of course, Sven is slightly clueless about Fleurrie's intentions, because he's a male character in this godforsaken comic strip. But it's more than that. We discover that Sven is also a virgin who has been saving himself for his wedding night. We revisit Brooke McEldowney's habit of referring to sexual inexperience as a "new car smell." Which is so very, very gross. Only this time, it's a woman saying it about a man! So...hooray for equality? We don't subject you to the wedding, but we do dive into the honeymoon. Which is gross. Because: What else would it be?! Is there a strip that basically shows Fleurrie &amp; Sven fucking? Like actually in the middle of fucking? You bet! It's supposed to be romantic, but it's obvious that Sven would prefer the company of livestock.</p> <h3>The <em><strong>Chickweed</strong></em> strips we discuss this episode:</h3> <p>The first two <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1574046622111014912?s=20&amp;t=EKcR5S3zl9s8cgtHplVXww" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>are here</strong></a>.<br> The boner trilogy can be <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1574046627550986240?s=20&amp;t=EKcR5S3zl9s8cgtHplVXww" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>viewed here</strong></a>.<br> Dumb Sven on his wedding night <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1574046632278048769?s=20&amp;t=EKcR5S3zl9s8cgtHplVXww" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>is here</strong></a>.<br> The fucking and the weird aftermath <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1574046637067935745?s=20&amp;t=EKcR5S3zl9s8cgtHplVXww" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>are here</strong></a>.</p> <h3>This episode's extra horny journey includes:</h3> <ul> <li>SIM cards</li> <li>The Girl From Ipanema</li> <li>Denmark</li> <li>Diet Coke</li> <li>Brach's Autumn Mix</li> <li>Candy Corn</li> <li>McEldowney Ellipses</li> <li>GU Packets</li> <li>Harvest Mix</li> <li>Walgreen's</li> <li>Bananas</li> <li>Fleurrie &amp; Sven Spocket</li> <li>French Rococo</li> <li>Paul Lynde</li> <li>Australian accents</li> <li>Human Kite</li> <li>Chicken fights</li> <li>Marriage proposals</li> <li>Docks</li> <li>Drill team routines</li> <li>Deflated balloons</li> <li>Queen</li> <li>Harry Caray</li> <li>Thermos</li> <li>G-strings &amp; Speedos</li> <li>Boners</li> <li>Amos</li> <li>Silhouettes</li> <li>Deltoids (but we meant trapezius)</li> <li>More boners</li> <li>So many ellipses</li> <li>Virgins &amp; the "new car smell"</li> <li>Implied beastiality</li> <li>Honeymoon</li> <li>Animaniacs</li> <li>The Vet-lise</li> <li>Dutch Angle</li> <li>Karate Gi</li> <li>Bowl cut</li> <li>The Thousand-Yard Stare</li> <li>Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers</li> </ul> <h3>Show Notes</h3> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5QfXjsoNe4" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>The Girl From Ipanema</strong></a><br> Paul Lynde on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Km6E_0sLg" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Hollywood Squares</strong></a>.<br> An actual <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTVU1RE3mU" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Australian accent</strong></a>.<br> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>"Another One Bites the Dust"</strong></a><br> How to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYzuycYCU8" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>carry</strong></a> livestock.<br> The <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9FUEScjB1U&amp;t=1s" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Dutch Angle</strong></a> is only ever used to show that something is wrong.<br> The best of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spSJZWxhRNk" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>Gadget Hackwrench</strong></a>.</p> <h3>Talk to Us!</h3> <p>Having trouble understanding what's going on in a <em><strong>9 Chickweed Lane</strong></em> strip you just read? Send it our way! We'll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?<br> We're on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE" rel="nofollow noopener"><strong>@9ChickweedRAGE</strong></a></p> Denmark, Diet Coke, candy corn, French rococo, Paul Lynde, Australia, Queen, Harry Caray, G-strings, Speedos, boners, Animaniacs, Dutch Angle, Karate, Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers, Gadget Hackwrench, 9 Chickweed Lane, 9 Chickweed, Chickweed Lane, Chickweed, Brooke McEldowney, newspaper comic strip, comic strip, comics, Jeff Drake, Brooke Dillman In order to fully understand the courtship of Fleurrie & Sven Spocket, we dive into an epic 10-strip sequence. Do we also talk about a handful of strips that we're not supposed to be talking about? Of course we do. Is their "romance" as disgusting and needlessly horny as we expected? Sadly, it is even more so. Yeah. We weren't happy about that either. Speaking of not happy, Brooke promised Jeff "4 or maybe 5" comic strips and then brought TEN to the table, making Jeff angry before he even looked at a single panel. Of course, Sven is slightly clueless about Fleurrie's intentions, because he's a male character in this godforsaken comic strip. But it's more than that. We discover that Sven is also a virgin who has been saving himself for his wedding night. We revisit Brooke McEldowney's habit of referring to sexual inexperience as a "new car smell." Which is so very, very gross. Only this time, it's a woman saying it about a man! So...hooray for equality? We don't subject you to the wedding, but we do dive into the honeymoon. Which is gross. Because: What else would it be?! Is there a strip that basically shows Fleurrie & Sven fucking? Like actually in the middle of fucking? You bet! It's supposed to be romantic, but it's obvious that Sven would prefer the company of livestock.

The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:

The first two are here.
The boner trilogy can be viewed here.
Dumb Sven on his wedding night is here.
The fucking and the weird aftermath are here.

This episode's extra horny journey includes:

  • SIM cards
  • The Girl From Ipanema
  • Denmark
  • Diet Coke
  • Brach's Autumn Mix
  • Candy Corn
  • McEldowney Ellipses
  • GU Packets
  • Harvest Mix
  • Walgreen's
  • Bananas
  • Fleurrie & Sven Spocket
  • French Rococo
  • Paul Lynde
  • Australian accents
  • Human Kite
  • Chicken fights
  • Marriage proposals
  • Docks
  • Drill team routines
  • Deflated balloons
  • Queen
  • Harry Caray
  • Thermos
  • G-strings & Speedos
  • Boners
  • Amos
  • Silhouettes
  • Deltoids (but we meant trapezius)
  • More boners
  • So many ellipses
  • Virgins & the "new car smell"
  • Implied beastiality
  • Honeymoon
  • Animaniacs
  • The Vet-lise
  • Dutch Angle
  • Karate Gi
  • Bowl cut
  • The Thousand-Yard Stare
  • Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Show Notes

The Girl From Ipanema
Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares.
An actual Australian accent.
"Another One Bites the Dust"
How to carry livestock.
The Dutch Angle is only ever used to show that something is wrong.
The best of Gadget Hackwrench.

Talk to Us!

Having trouble understanding what's going on in a 9 Chickweed Lane strip you just read? Send it our way! We'll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?
We're on Twitter: @9ChickweedRAGE

]]> In order to fully understand the courtship of Fleurrie & Sven Spocket, we dive into an epic 10-strip sequence. Do we also talk about a handful of strips that we're not supposed to be talking about? Of course we do. Is their "romance" as disgusting and needlessly horny as we expected? Sadly, it is even more so. Yeah. We weren't happy about that either. Speaking of not happy, Brooke promised Jeff "4 or maybe 5" comic strips and then brought TEN to the table, making Jeff angry before he even looked at a single panel. Of course, Sven is slightly clueless about Fleurrie's intentions, because he's a male character in this godforsaken comic strip. But it's more than that. We discover that Sven is also a virgin who has been saving himself for his wedding night. We revisit Brooke McEldowney's habit of referring to sexual inexperience as a "new car smell." Which is so very, very gross. Only this time, it's a woman saying it about a man! So...hooray for equality? We don't subject you to the wedding, but we do dive into the honeymoon. Which is gross. Because: What else would it be?! Is there a strip that basically shows Fleurrie & Sven fucking? Like actually in the middle of fucking? You bet! It's supposed to be romantic, but it's obvious that Sven would prefer the company of livestock.

The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:

The first two are here.
The boner trilogy can be viewed here.
Dumb Sven on his wedding night is here.
The fucking and the weird aftermath are here.

This episode's extra horny journey includes:

  • SIM cards
  • The Girl From Ipanema
  • Denmark
  • Diet Coke
  • Brach's Autumn Mix
  • Candy Corn
  • McEldowney Ellipses
  • GU Packets
  • Harvest Mix
  • Walgreen's
  • Bananas
  • Fleurrie & Sven Spocket
  • French Rococo
  • Paul Lynde
  • Australian accents
  • Human Kite
  • Chicken fights
  • Marriage proposals
  • Docks
  • Drill team routines
  • Deflated balloons
  • Queen
  • Harry Caray
  • Thermos
  • G-strings & Speedos
  • Boners
  • Amos
  • Silhouettes
  • Deltoids (but we meant trapezius)
  • More boners
  • So many ellipses
  • Virgins & the "new car smell"
  • Implied beastiality
  • Honeymoon
  • Animaniacs
  • The Vet-lise
  • Dutch Angle
  • Karate Gi
  • Bowl cut
  • The Thousand-Yard Stare
  • Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Show Notes

The Girl From Ipanema
Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares.
An actual Australian accent.
"Another One Bites the Dust"
How to carry livestock.
The Dutch Angle is only ever used to show that something is wrong.
The best of Gadget Hackwrench.

Talk to Us!

Having trouble understanding what's going on in a 9 Chickweed Lane strip you just read? Send it our way! We'll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?
We're on Twitter: @9ChickweedRAGE

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