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    <title>9 Chickweed Rage - Episodes Tagged with “Feminine Wiles”</title>
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    <description>In 1993, Brooke McEldowney began writing and drawing the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane. Nearly 30 years later, it's still going strong. For some dumb reason, Brooke Dillman and Jeff Drake read the comic strip, even though it only makes them angry. This is their podcast, certainly one of the worst ideas for a podcast ever: a podcast about a newspaper comic strip that (as far as they know) no one reads. This is 9 CHICKWEED RAGE.
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    <itunes:subtitle>Two old friends get angry talking about the newspaper comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>005: Socrates Never Won a Debate By Licking Someone's Ear</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Are Edda &amp; Amos the most romantic and perfect couple the modern world has ever seen? Of course they are! And of course they aren't. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>How do we decide which strips to look at each episode? Brooke uses a very scientific "process of rage." And so this episode we focus on talking about Edda &amp;amp; Amos, the most romantic and perfect couple the modern world has ever seen. What evidence is there of their amazing relationship? Well, Amos goes out of his way to make a terrible pun and Edda either punches him or hip-checks him out of the strip. (Who can tell which? Not us, for sure!) Not for good, unfortunately. Edda also gets sexy for Amos, who is obviously too stupid to pick up on simple cues like lingerie. I mean, he's a real idiot. It nearly makes Jeff lose his mind. In a special Sunday edition, Amos's sexual petulance finds a new level, inspiring Edda to (apparently) put his entire ear in her mouth. We are apparently to believe that Amos and Edda are NOT doing it doggy style on a dock. Yeah yeah, sure sure, it's just accidental that they're drawn that way. Finally, their newborn twins, Polly and Lolly (lord help us), use their powers of mental telepathy to discuss Amos and Edda's sex life. It's totally cool, guys. Very, VERY cool. 
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
The first two are here. (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020251970613248?s=20&amp;amp;t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA)
The big Sunday strip is here. (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020258039787520?s=20&amp;amp;t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA)
The last two are here. (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020264092172288?s=20&amp;amp;t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA)
This episode's "aphrodisiacal" journey includes:
Subject: Nightmare
Edda &amp;amp; Amos Van Hoesen
Contractions
Ba-donk-a-donk
Jerry Lewis
MMA
Baby doll nighties
Word bubbles
The McEldowney Ellipsis
KU / MU
Rick Moranis
Turtlenecks (yet again!)
Yodeling
The Bletter: The stylish Blazer/Sweater combo
Clown pants
Krusty the Clown
Socrates
Feminine wiles
Monty Python &amp;amp; the Holy Grail
Doggy style
Lolly &amp;amp; Polly, the twins
Nightrobes
Bob Seger
Peanuts
Quality time
Esperanto
Sexual beings
Fuck swing
Show Notes
"The Lonely Goatherd" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmmOJx_Hxto) 
"Krusty Gets Busted" (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701147/)
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk)
Esperanto Explained (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJWVOkdWQAs)
This (https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Sex-Swings/zgbs/hpc/1243851011) is definitely in Amos &amp;amp; Edda's nursery.
Talk to Us!
Having trouble understanding what's going on in a 9 Chickweed Lane strip you just read? Send it our way! We'll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?
We're on Twitter: @9ChickweedRAGE (https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE)
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    <![CDATA[<p>How do we decide which strips to look at each episode? Brooke uses a very scientific &quot;process of rage.&quot; And so this episode we focus on talking about Edda &amp; Amos, the most romantic and perfect couple the modern world has ever seen. What evidence is there of their amazing relationship? Well, Amos goes out of his way to make a terrible pun and Edda either punches him or hip-checks him out of the strip. (Who can tell which? Not us, for sure!) Not for good, unfortunately. Edda also gets sexy for Amos, who is obviously too stupid to pick up on simple cues like lingerie. I mean, he&#39;s a real idiot. It nearly makes Jeff lose his mind. In a special Sunday edition, Amos&#39;s sexual petulance finds a new level, inspiring Edda to (apparently) put his entire ear in her mouth. We are apparently to believe that Amos and Edda are <em><strong>NOT</strong></em> doing it doggy style on a dock. Yeah yeah, sure sure, it&#39;s just accidental that they&#39;re drawn that way. Finally, their newborn twins, Polly and Lolly (lord help us), use their powers of mental telepathy to discuss Amos and Edda&#39;s sex life. It&#39;s totally cool, guys. Very, VERY cool. </p>

<h3>The <em><strong>Chickweed</strong></em> strips we discuss this episode:</h3>

<p>The first two <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020251970613248?s=20&t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA" rel="nofollow"><strong>are here.</strong></a><br>
The big Sunday strip <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020258039787520?s=20&t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA" rel="nofollow"><strong>is here.</strong></a><br>
The last two <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020264092172288?s=20&t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA" rel="nofollow"><strong>are here.</strong></a></p>

<h3>This episode&#39;s &quot;aphrodisiacal&quot; journey includes:</h3>

<ul>
<li>Subject: Nightmare</li>
<li>Edda &amp; Amos Van Hoesen</li>
<li>Contractions</li>
<li>Ba-donk-a-donk</li>
<li>Jerry Lewis</li>
<li>MMA</li>
<li>Baby doll nighties</li>
<li>Word bubbles</li>
<li>The McEldowney Ellipsis</li>
<li>KU / MU</li>
<li>Rick Moranis</li>
<li>Turtlenecks (yet again!)</li>
<li>Yodeling</li>
<li>The Bletter: The stylish Blazer/Sweater combo</li>
<li>Clown pants</li>
<li>Krusty the Clown</li>
<li>Socrates</li>
<li>Feminine wiles</li>
<li><em><strong>Monty Python &amp; the Holy Grail</strong></em></li>
<li>Doggy style</li>
<li>Lolly &amp; Polly, the twins</li>
<li>Nightrobes</li>
<li>Bob Seger</li>
<li><em><strong>Peanuts</strong></em></li>
<li>Quality time</li>
<li>Esperanto</li>
<li>Sexual beings</li>
<li>Fuck swing</li>
</ul>

<h3>Show Notes</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmmOJx_Hxto" rel="nofollow"><strong>&quot;The Lonely Goatherd&quot;</strong></a> </li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701147/" rel="nofollow"><strong>&quot;Krusty Gets Busted&quot;</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk" rel="nofollow"><strong>The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJWVOkdWQAs" rel="nofollow"><strong>Esperanto Explained</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Sex-Swings/zgbs/hpc/1243851011" rel="nofollow"><strong>This</strong></a> is definitely in Amos &amp; Edda&#39;s nursery.</li>
</ul>

<h3>Talk to Us!</h3>

<p>Having trouble understanding what&#39;s going on in a <em><strong>9 Chickweed Lane</strong></em> strip you just read? Send it our way! We&#39;ll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?<br>
We&#39;re on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE" rel="nofollow"><strong>@9ChickweedRAGE</strong></a></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>How do we decide which strips to look at each episode? Brooke uses a very scientific &quot;process of rage.&quot; And so this episode we focus on talking about Edda &amp; Amos, the most romantic and perfect couple the modern world has ever seen. What evidence is there of their amazing relationship? Well, Amos goes out of his way to make a terrible pun and Edda either punches him or hip-checks him out of the strip. (Who can tell which? Not us, for sure!) Not for good, unfortunately. Edda also gets sexy for Amos, who is obviously too stupid to pick up on simple cues like lingerie. I mean, he&#39;s a real idiot. It nearly makes Jeff lose his mind. In a special Sunday edition, Amos&#39;s sexual petulance finds a new level, inspiring Edda to (apparently) put his entire ear in her mouth. We are apparently to believe that Amos and Edda are <em><strong>NOT</strong></em> doing it doggy style on a dock. Yeah yeah, sure sure, it&#39;s just accidental that they&#39;re drawn that way. Finally, their newborn twins, Polly and Lolly (lord help us), use their powers of mental telepathy to discuss Amos and Edda&#39;s sex life. It&#39;s totally cool, guys. Very, VERY cool. </p>

<h3>The <em><strong>Chickweed</strong></em> strips we discuss this episode:</h3>

<p>The first two <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020251970613248?s=20&t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA" rel="nofollow"><strong>are here.</strong></a><br>
The big Sunday strip <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020258039787520?s=20&t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA" rel="nofollow"><strong>is here.</strong></a><br>
The last two <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE/status/1569020264092172288?s=20&t=m4pO1oOKEwzj1QXby5yvvA" rel="nofollow"><strong>are here.</strong></a></p>

<h3>This episode&#39;s &quot;aphrodisiacal&quot; journey includes:</h3>

<ul>
<li>Subject: Nightmare</li>
<li>Edda &amp; Amos Van Hoesen</li>
<li>Contractions</li>
<li>Ba-donk-a-donk</li>
<li>Jerry Lewis</li>
<li>MMA</li>
<li>Baby doll nighties</li>
<li>Word bubbles</li>
<li>The McEldowney Ellipsis</li>
<li>KU / MU</li>
<li>Rick Moranis</li>
<li>Turtlenecks (yet again!)</li>
<li>Yodeling</li>
<li>The Bletter: The stylish Blazer/Sweater combo</li>
<li>Clown pants</li>
<li>Krusty the Clown</li>
<li>Socrates</li>
<li>Feminine wiles</li>
<li><em><strong>Monty Python &amp; the Holy Grail</strong></em></li>
<li>Doggy style</li>
<li>Lolly &amp; Polly, the twins</li>
<li>Nightrobes</li>
<li>Bob Seger</li>
<li><em><strong>Peanuts</strong></em></li>
<li>Quality time</li>
<li>Esperanto</li>
<li>Sexual beings</li>
<li>Fuck swing</li>
</ul>

<h3>Show Notes</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmmOJx_Hxto" rel="nofollow"><strong>&quot;The Lonely Goatherd&quot;</strong></a> </li>
<li><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701147/" rel="nofollow"><strong>&quot;Krusty Gets Busted&quot;</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk" rel="nofollow"><strong>The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJWVOkdWQAs" rel="nofollow"><strong>Esperanto Explained</strong></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Sex-Swings/zgbs/hpc/1243851011" rel="nofollow"><strong>This</strong></a> is definitely in Amos &amp; Edda&#39;s nursery.</li>
</ul>

<h3>Talk to Us!</h3>

<p>Having trouble understanding what&#39;s going on in a <em><strong>9 Chickweed Lane</strong></em> strip you just read? Send it our way! We&#39;ll take a shot at interpreting it for you! Or maybe you just want someone to talk to?<br>
We&#39;re on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/9chickweedRAGE" rel="nofollow"><strong>@9ChickweedRAGE</strong></a></p>]]>
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